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Connelly 10 – If the Celtics Were a Horse – They Would Shoot Them:

Connelly 10 – If the Celtics Were a Horse – They Would Shoot Them:

1.Celtics Playoffs –

* I don’t get it – I really don’t get it – in Game 3 the Celtics (led by Jerebko) got in Cleveland’s face and won – then they revert to being the Cav’s bitches allowing Lebron to body you to the ground, pose under the basket and shoot threes while up by 35 points (imagine if the Patriots did that) – these guys make too much money to be hungry I guess – disgraceful

* Why not pick up full court, trap – just compete

* What Celtic would get minutes on that Cavs team – none

* Kryie Irving is one of the best finishers at the basket I’ve ever seen – Avery Bradley is one of the worst

* Marcus Smart threw up three three pointers in the first one minute and 15 seconds of the game – it was like Kevin Costner in Tin Cup just hitting the ball into the water over and over again

* Kyrie Irving’s legacy is being diluted playing with Lebron – he needs to leave

* Celtics gave up a combined 147 points in the last two first halves in the Boston Garden – how to reward your fans

2. Red Sox third basemen this year have struck out 44 times in 167 at bats

3. According to the website The Undefeated:

* African Americans in the MLB – 57

* White Americans in the NBA – 42 (I think the NBA should pour money into youth programs in Winchester, Hingham, Weston and Wellesley)

4. Baseball players destined for the Hall of Fame that didn’t make it:

* Nomar, Fred Lynn, Dwight Gooden, Vida Blue, Thurman Munson, Don Mattingly, Bob Horner, Steve Sax, Josh Hamilton, John Wasdin (I’m kidding)

5. Sandoval – Giants to Red Sox:

* Giants…….294 avg / .346 obp / $18mm total salary

* Red Sox – 238 avg / .287 obp / $52mm salary through this year

6. Gordon Hayward vs. Jae Crowder – hmm tough decision:

*Hayward – games over 25 Points – 30 / Games with at least 30 points– 15

*Crowder – games over 25 points – 0 //// Games with at least 30 points – 0

7. Amazing Stat – Tony Parker has more postseason points than Larry Bird – 4,012 to 3,897

8. Old School – Intentional Walks of Roger Maris when he hit 61 home runs – ZERO – Mickey Mantle was hitting behind him (USA Today)

9. Just a Little Bit Outside – Animals that kill humans (Richest.com)

1. Mosquitoes

2. Snakes

3. Scorpions

4. Crocodiles

5. Hippo

6. Deer (by car accident)

7. Jelly Fish

8. Cape Buffalo

9. Sharks

10. Bear

10. Randomocity

* If Durant came to Boston – Cleveland would still be favored

* Thought – is Gisele trying to go public with concussion to force the retirement issue

* MSN most iconic restaurants by state – Massachusetts was Woodman’s – over-rated

* Best ice cream shop – Kimballs

* Whats worse for baseball – unsold tickets / or tickets that are sold but people would rather throw money away and stay home

* Globe charges more, shows up later and doesn’t have yesterday’s news in it

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