1.Patriots
OPENING THOUGHTS
·         Logan Ryan - a Patriot Nation turns its lonely eyes to you
·         I said three weeks ago they are an 11-5 team – which means they will have to win in Kansas City and will only host the wild card team
·         Not since the Miami game in 2008 when Ronnie Harmon went wild in the Wildcat have I ever seen a Patriots team so confused
·         Never seen so many Patriot assistant coaches looking panicked talking to their players
·         Bill has to send someone home this week!
 
TOM BRADY
·         Brady is going to have to channel 1969 Bill Russell and come out of the weeds to steal it this year (and then retire)
·         End of the half drive for a FG should be enough evidence that the Patriots should never take a knee
·         Brady has tempted fate with his workout regime that says he is bulletproof and the cover of Madden
 
OFFENSE
·         Why no hurry up
·         I know a tough catch but Dwayne Allen should have had that ball down the sideline – that’s not working out
·         Forget about Dwayne Allen and send Jacob Hollister home with Marv Cook videos
·         The dreaded play action / fake end around – TWICE!
·         Speaking of not working out – Brissette is a starting NFL quarterback in Indy and Dorsett is catching one ball a game and then running out of bounds
·         Gronk was limping at the end of the game
·         Deion Lewis has lost a step of elusiveness post-surgery
·         Running back touches – Gillislee 12 / White 11 / Lewis 5 / Develin 2
·         Good day for Develin blocking
 
DEFENSE
·         I’d rather the Gilmore girls – Gilmore’s last penalty was literally the difference between winning and losing
·         Why not more blitzing – you need to move the QB if the secondary can’t cover anyone
·         I’m guaranteeing you that nutty tattoo guy Marsh will pick up a stupid 15 yarder before the season is over
·         Malcolm Butler has gone from making millions to trying to stay in the league
·         Carolina was running right up the middle
·         Brandon Bolden and Alan Branch are tied in tackles after four games with TWO
 
KRAFT SIGHTING / BELICHICK GARB
·         Tough game for Kraft – really struggled with a weak showing late in the third quarter showing him falling over Rupert Murdoch to try to make a point
·         Bill with a blue windbreaker – keeping it chill
 
OFFICIALS – horrendous all game
·         The pushing off calls on Amendola and Gronk were disgraceful – especially considering that Fuchness was pushing off all game
·         The defensive interference call on Gronk was terrible
·         Troy Aikman actually said there was some home cooking going on after Cannon was not called for procedure – you kidding me Patriots got hosed
·         Gilmore I get it – he was terrible – but those hands to the face were ticky tack – especially the second one at that time of the game
·         The holding call on Chung was a disgrace - it was a running play – was that the same ref on that sideline?
CAROLINA
·         If you have Christian McCaffrey on your fantasy team – trade him. They are going to get him killed – returning kicks, returning punts, carrying the ball, receiving out of the back field, picking up blitzes
·         Cam Newton will be out of the league in two to three years – his body isn’t the same
·         This will be Kuechly last year – his body and head is a mess (14 tackles)
·         Only punted once
·         Carolina have Patriots number? 2-4 regular season
 
FOX COVERAGE
·         Can’t watch Fox and not remember that Aikman is a Brady hater
·         Enough with the Ghosted promo’s
·         KFC commercial campaign is infantile
·         That camera on the wires was way to active
·         Bud Lite enough with the Dili, Dili – it was amusing once
MISC
·         I’m confused – I thought putting your fist up - like Cam Newton, or the Cleveland Browns or the people in the Eastern Bank ad (what?) – is a symbol that can by attached to black power? Isn’t that counter-intuitive to the whole unity message the NFL players keep saying they are pushing?
·         I think Gostkowski kicking from the left hash is helping him on the extra points
·         Late in the game Cam Newton ran forward and was sitting on top of another player and the ball got slapped away from him before the whistle – I would have thrown the red flag and asked for a replay
·         Is it good for the league that the two kickers in the game are 13-13 combined this year and banging through 58 yarders no problem?
·         After the whiplash hit on Amendola – BU should get his brain right now
·         Crazy thing is that they should be 1-3 / 0-3 at home
 
2. Red Sox
·         Just glad Farrell didn’t pinch run Chris Sale on Sunday
·         In the post-game celebration Saturday – Christian Vazquez did his best to keep the streak alive of Red Sox making moves on sideline reporters by sending a mating call to Guerin Austin by soaking her with champagne
·         Brock Holt went 2-3 to sneak his average up to .200
·         Sandy Leon getting 300 at bats with Vazquez on the bench reminds me of Grady Little feeding Jason Giambi at bats over Ortiz in the beginning of 2003
·         Playoff prep – Justin Verlander is 5-5 lifetime versus Red Sox
·         Do you have to take Devers out for defensive purposes in the playoffs?
·         I would pitch Fister before Porcello
·         Chris Young you can stay home
 
3. Red Sox season wrap
·         Seven Red Sox hit into double digit double plays this year
·         Five complete games in 2017
·         I would trade Jackie Bradley this offseason before his trade value goes down – not throwing as well (six assists and four errors this year / 13 - 3 last year), and too many holes in swing (.245)
·         Dustin Pedroia went from 201 hits last year to 119 this year
·         Average differential from last year to this year team .282 to .258: Leon .310 to .225 / Pedroia .318 to .293 / Betts .318 to .264 / Bogaerts .294 to .273 / Hanley .286 to .242 / Bradley .267 to .245
·         Average of Red Sox hitters in the four and five slot of the line up - .240 and .219
·         In 621 at bats from the five slot – ZERO triples
 
4. Around Baseball
·         Aaron Judge when he put the ball in play hit .461 / Aaron Judge either hit a home run or struck out in 48% of his at bats
·         Heads up in the Fox studio during the playoffs for Nick Swisher – you are going to throw your TV out the window
·         Denny McClain where are you - No pitcher won more than 18 games
·         Top eight pitchers in ERA are all in the playoffs
 
5. Around the NFL and College Football
·         Boston College hasn’t had a quarterback throw for 300 yards in a game in five years
·         Any truth to the rumor that the town of Cambridge has sold out of seats of yellow school buses traveling to the Monday night game – Chiefs vs. Redskins
·         DeShaun Watson is now my favorite player in the league – someone I can root for
·         With Beckham incapable of controlling himself (ie. Simulating being a dog and peeing in the end zone) how many of his endorsers – Visa, Papa John, Dunkin Donut, Verizon, Nike are holding their breath
·         Great day for Buffalo fans – they are in first place and OJ got out
 
6. My preseason predictions on the Red Sox:
·         Red Sox gets the Wild Card with 92 wins / John Farrell over under on hooking up sideline reporters 1.5 / Sale, Betts, Porcello All Stars / Kimbrel over-under blown saves 8 – take the over / Moreland and Sandoval on the corners hit a combined .259 with less than 20 home runs / Vazquez picks off 8 / Remy mentions Wally over 496 times
 
7. Amazing Stat – Red Sox had five complete games - in 1974 they had 71
*          Tiant…..25
*          Lee…….16
*          Cleveland..10
*          Moret…..10
*          Drago…..8
*          Wise…….1
*          Barr……..1
 
8. Old School – Attendance for important Ted Williams games:
·         First exhibition game at Fenway as a rookie – 15,300
·         First home regular season game as a rookie – 15,000
·         Hit .406 (Philadelphia) – 10,268
·         Game before leaving for Korea – 24,764 (hit a home run in final at bat)
·         500th home run (at Cleveland) – 9,765
·         Final Game – 10,454 (hit a home run in final at bat)
 
9. Just a Little Bit Outside – In honor of Monty Hall dying – how about best deals in Boston Sports:
 
·         Varitek and Lowe for Heathcliff Slocumb
·         Phil Esposito, Fred Stanfield and Ken Hodge for Pit Martin and Gilles Marotte
·         Randy Moss for a third-round pick
·         Parish and McHale for Joe Barry Carroll
·         Bill Russell for Ed McCauley and Cliff Hagen
·         Cam Neely for Barry Pederson
·         Pedro for Pavano and Armas
·         Schilling for Fossum Lyon and De La Rosa
10 Randomocity
* Is Joseph Aboud the most over-showed fan in Boston sports history?
* Sound familiar – in an AP report following Babe Ruth’s 60th home run in 1927 – the article connected the frequency of home runs with a “jack rabbit ball” that was being used
* Actuary tables going crazy with OJ out of prison
* Saw the Big Sick this weekend B+ / might be the worst year in movie history (I knew I should have released the history of the Top Ten)